Limericks
A growing collection.
28 iulie 2026
There once was a job that was done by a guy
Who thought he would never be replaced by AI
If only he knew
All AI had to do
Was to see the world through his eye.
15 noiembrie 2024
He's a jack of all trades and a master of none
He liked risky bets - some he lost, some he won
But now that he's older
And his heart is colder
He wants to go sailing and follow the sun.
20 iulie 2023
Now just as the Sun was going to set
I went for a walk, and wanted to get
real close to the sea.
'twas just her and me.
And that's how I got my feet wet.
21 iunie 2021
It's the time I have spent over such books and bits
(And its merit alone for me gathering my wits)
That's the reason I know
(Unlike your average Joe)
When to use "it's" and when to use "its".
1 decembrie 2019
In Hamburg arrived an old man
Who put everything in a <span>
Said his wife: "Please forgive,
"But why not use a <div>?"
And that's how the trouble began.
20 iulie 2018
There was a young man from Brazil
With some special knowledge and skill
He worked overtime
Mixing sugar and lime
And I'm sure now you know how I feel.
8 februarie 2018
There once was a young, handsome man on a train
With nothing but dominant seventh chords on his brain.
He wanted to hear them,
Spell them and feel them.
And that's how he grew ugly, old and insane.
16 octombrie 2017
There was an old man who was tired
He dreamt he got rich and retired
But then morning came
He woke up the same
So he dressed up for work, as required.
2 august 2017
There was a young lady named Geesche
She rented a boat from a fisher
She went for a sail
The boat hit a whale
The whale's fine but the boat has a fissure.
27 iulie 2016
There was a young fellow who wanted to sleep
And went to bed eager to start counting sheep
But lying in bed
Eyelids heavy as lead
He... wrote this stupid limerick instead.